400 Travelling Salesmen Jokes by Henny Youngman PDF

By Henny Youngman

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If, as the scientists say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays f o und parked? The tensions of life were threatening to ge t a strangle hold on Bill, and after he'd fini s h e d a good dinner, he relaxed mindlessly in a soft chair next to the stereo, with a stiff drink in his hand. His wife knew nothing of his nervous s tate, and she climbed onto his lap with the thoug ht of trying to wheedle a fur coat out of him, and snuggled and murmured and fondled. "Good heavens, Ethel," he exploded, "get off.

34 ExEcUTIVE SUITE: A sugar daddy. " We've beard of a new low in commuruty standing: a man whose credit rating is so bad his money isn't accepted. Some girls are music lovers. Others can love without it. DIUVE-IN Movms: Wall-to-wall car-petting. A man will often take a girl to some retreat in order to make advances. Sue lay sprawled in sweet exhaustion on the bed, wearing a red ribbon in her bright blonde hair. Beside her, Mark lit two cigarettes and passed one to her. For a long moment smoke and silence filled the air.

Shapely limbs help many a girl to branch out. The advance proofs of a cookbook for hipsters recently came our way. Wildest recipe is for a salad. You cut up lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, and green peppers. Then you add a dash of marijuana, and the salad tosses itself. Muster some sympathy for the dilemma of the out-of-work stripteaser-all undressed and no place to show. Give a man enough rope and he'll claim he's all tied up at the office. An engaging, but somewhat vacant, young lady we met recently thought vice versa meant dirty poems.

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