By Laurie Notaro
She inspiration she’d have extra time. Laurie Notaro figured she had a minimum of a couple of reliable years left. yet no–it’s occurred. She has formally misplaced her marbles. From the child on the pet-food shop checkout line whose coif is so extraordinary it makes her seethe “I’m going to kick his hair’s ass!” to the hapless Sears customer-service rep at the receiving finish of her crusade of Terror, nobody is secure from Laurie’s wrath. Her cranky facet turns out to have eaten the remainder of her–inner-thigh Chub Rub and all. And the consequences are breathtaking.
Her riffs on email unsolicited mail (“With all of those impossible to resist bargains served as much as me on a plate, i need A PENIS NOW!!”), eBay (“There could be an eBay wading pool, the place you could purely bid on helpful Moments collectible figurines and Avon items, you must make it via sooner than leaping into the deep end”), and the perils of St. Patrick’s Day (“When I’m riding, the very last thing i want is a herd of inebriates darting out and in of site visitors like loaded chickens”) are the stuff of legend. And for Laurie, it’s all real.
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