By Ben Elton
Ben Elton is ready to place the "real" again into fact television in his biting satire of 1 of today's most well liked cultural phenomena -- the television expertise show.
95,000 hopefuls. 3 judges. only one winner.
And that's Colin Simms, the genius in the back of the show.
Colin continually wins, simply because Colin writes the principles. yet this yr, as he sits smugly in judgment at the mingers, clingers and blingers whom he has pre-selected in his rigorously scripted "search" for a celeb, he has no concept that the principles are altering. The "real" is ready to be positioned again into "reality" tv, and Colin and his fellow judges (the nation's favorite mum and the opposite bloke) are approximately to turn into ex-factors themselves.
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