New PDF release: Dawn of the Dumb

By Charlie Brooker

Well mannered, pensive, mature, reserved ...Charlie Brooker is none of this stuff and no more. impolite, unhinged, outrageous, and certainly humorous, "Dawn of the Dumb" is vital interpreting for someone with a mind and a spinal wire. And palms for turning the pages.

Picking up the place his hilarious "Screen Burn" left off, "Dawn of the Dumb" collects the easiest of Charlie Brooker's contemporary television writing, including uproarious spleen-venting diatribes on a number of non-televisual topics - tackling every little thing from David Cameron to human hair.

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Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing at all. (Helen Keller) 28 a Sex is like air: it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any. (Anon) 29 Sometimes you are the insect; sometimes you are the windscreen. (Anon) Strategy is better than strength. (Nigeria) Stretch your hands as far as they reach, and grab all you can grab. (Nigeria) The eyes believe what they see; the ears what people tell them. (German) 30 u Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel really is an oncoming train.

Anon) 24 Jealousy and fear have big eyes. (Serbian) Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. (Anon) Just before dawn is the darkest hour. So if you’re planning to pinch your neighbour’s milk, that’s the time to do it. (Anon) Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone. It’s called fair-weathered. (Anon) 25 @# Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you. (Anon) 26 Life is what happens when you are making other plans. (John Lennon) Listen to your conscience – the inner voice that tells you someone might be watching.

Nigeria) The eyes believe what they see; the ears what people tell them. (German) 30 u Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel really is an oncoming train. (Anon) 31 ˇ Sometimes you’re the pigeon, sometimes you’re the statue. (Anon) 32 The journey of a thousand miles starts with a broken fan belt. (Anon) There’s an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is. (Calvin and Hobbes) There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. (Chinese) Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.

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