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By Jeff Strand

A comedy for kids...and adults who have been warped as children! the scholars at Greenwater Junior excessive have acknowledged they'll always remember this 12 months, and Elrod McBugle is the explanation. He's now not a nasty individual. He doesn't try and get in difficulty, reason mayhem, and sometimes blow issues up...it simply occurs. And it's going to ensue repeatedly! proportion Elrod's hilarious adventures as he faces the wrath of the Slurpy Gulp Beverage corporation, attempts to turn into a millionaire promoting selfmade bubble gum, survives a wild squirrel assault, attempts to determine if his math instructor is an awl assassin, and lots more and plenty, even more! be careful, everyone...Elrod McBugle is at the free!

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Mascarille Sir? pandolfe I’m not pleased, frankly speaking, By the conduct of my son. mascarille My master, sir? You’re not alone in that; I quite concur. His bad behavior, by which I’m horrified, Has caused my patience to be sorely tried. pandolfe That’s odd. ’Twas my impression that you two Saw eye to eye. 22 B the bungler b mascarille Ah no, sir, that’s not true. He and I always have some bone to pick; My talk of duty makes him choleric. Just now we quarreled, because he doesn’t choose To marry Hippolyte, and dares refuse Your wise arrangements for him.

Pandolfe I’m not pleased, frankly speaking, By the conduct of my son. mascarille My master, sir? You’re not alone in that; I quite concur. His bad behavior, by which I’m horrified, Has caused my patience to be sorely tried. pandolfe That’s odd. ’Twas my impression that you two Saw eye to eye. 22 B the bungler b mascarille Ah no, sir, that’s not true. He and I always have some bone to pick; My talk of duty makes him choleric. Just now we quarreled, because he doesn’t choose To marry Hippolyte, and dares refuse Your wise arrangements for him.

Well, thank you for the great good turn you’ve done me; You’ve spared me much distress, and saved my money, Which I’ll take home and put away securely. ) mascarille You are the world’s worst interferer, surely. lélie Why, he’d have lost his purse, had I not seen it! mascarille Oh, yes, you’ve done a wondrous deed! I mean it! You’ve shown great timing, and vast mental powers; Just keep it up, and victory will be ours. lélie What have I done now? mascarille Since you ask, I’ll spell It out. You’ve been a fool.

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