By Bill Yancey
Michael Lomax is the selling director for a wide leisure company, Turner-Disney Productions. because the results of his recommendation, the company is wasting cash. He confident the board of administrators to diversify its leisure portfolio and purchase Graceland from the Presley relatives. because the acquisition of the valuables, curiosity in Elvis Presley has waned. The variety of travelers has dropped precipitously. to save lots of his activity, Lomax concocts a plan to intensify curiosity in Elvis and to extend the variety of travelers. A bolt of lightning hits the mansion. presently thereafter, Elvis sightings are pronounced all around the kingdom. regrettably for Lomax, the guy he employed to impersonate the reincarnated King of Rock and Roll disappears. additionally lacking is the physique of the past due rock celebrity. both the impersonator or a psychiatrist, who planted the stories in the various Elvis enthusiasts, can smash the semblance of Presley's go back from the lifeless and positioned Lomax in prison. Lomax desires either males eradicated.
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