By A. Lee Martinez
Intergalactic risk. Destroyer of Worlds. Conqueror of different Worlds. Mad Genius. Ex-Warlord of Earth.
Not undesirable for a man with no spine.
But what's a villain to do after he's performed . . . every little thing. with out new targets, he's chuffed to pitch in and resolve the power concern or repel alien invaders may still the necessity come up, but when he had his approach, he'd like to be left on my own to discover the limits of harmful technological know-how. simply as a pastime, of course.
Retirement isn't effortless although. If the boredom doesn't get him, there's constantly the Venusians. Or the Saturnites. Or the Mercurials. Or . . . good, you get the assumption. If that wasn't undesirable adequate, there's additionally the assassins of a mythical loss of life cult and an up-and-coming megalomaniac (as fantastic as he's bodiless) who've marked Emperor for his or her personal nefarious reasons. yet Mollusk isn't approximately to permit the Earth slip out of his personal tentacles and into the fewer able clutches of one other. So it's time to dirt off the previous demise ray and are available out of retirement. other than this time, he's now not out to rule the area. He's out to put it aside from the peril of THE SINISTER BRAIN!
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