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I'm coming home, get ready. SO Husbandi W/(e I fed it coming; it's my semiannual hard-on. · Becky: · No, Jake, it's your annual semi- ha rd-on. ~ Abe and Becky are honeymoo ning. m. m. m. finally responds. " Becky: "When are you gonna get off? ~ A lady had just married a man who was not giving he r any sex. She was getting pretty pissed because every night her husband went to the bar and got so drunk that he was unfit for any sexual activities. One night the young lady dedded to take action. She got dressed in her sexiest outfit and sa t on the couch in her lad es mtil at last her husband came home.

He asks. "'Yes, o f course, d ear. "' • Tom 's wife wasn't very attractive, but he was no oil painting, either. After the w e dding ceremony, To m asked th e minister how much the cost wa .... "Just give me what you think it is worth to have this lady for your wife, replied the minister. Tom looked at his wife and handed th e minister $50. The minister looked at Tom's wife and gave him $42 change. N • Bill: "Anne! Help mel I'm a sex-crazed beast that can never get enough no matter how many tim es I do it!

Honey, thank Godl "' he began. "'Don't pay t h e ransom . " • John came h o me [rom work one a ftern oon and, being h orny as h e ll, took his beautiful girlfriend, Suzy, upstairs to th e 46 Husband! WI{e bedroom. He undressed her, bur before he took his pants oft he removed a packer of condoms from his pocket. ' Suzy asked. "'Olympic condoms,"' replied John. "' "'There are three colors: gold, silver, and bronze. ,. asked Suzy. "' • On their wedding night, the young bride went up to her new husband.

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