Friars Club Private Joke File: More Than 2,000 Very Naughty by Barry Dougherty PDF

By Barry Dougherty

Rated XF (for X-tra Funny), this tremendous number of off-color jokes, tales, and anecdotes comes directly from the kings and queens of blue humor: The Friars Club.

In the culture of the bestselling Friars membership Encyclopedia and Bible (315,000 copies sold), this brand-new, monstrous selection of laugh-out-loud, hide-it-from-the-kids humor positive aspects greater than 2,000 saucy jokes and tales grouped thematically into such different types as Marriage, drugs, outdated Age, teenagers, and (of direction) intercourse. a lot of the cloth is attributed to famous and well known comedians, together with Richard Belzer, Gilbert Gottfried, Susie Essman, and Penn Jillette. As an advantage, interviews with a large choice of stand-up comedians recognized for his or her naughtiness- together with Mario Cantone, Judy Gold, Jeffrey Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, and plenty of more-are sprinkled throughout.

Sitting down with The Friars membership deepest funny story dossier is like having a front-row seat at one in all their notorious Roasts. no matter if looking for an exceptional ice-breaker or perusing it conceal to hide, this no-holds-barred compilation will hold readers guffawing and blushing for an extended, lengthy time.


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