By Andersen Prunty
This darkly offbeat novel opens with the narrator, Wallace Black, because the objective of the varsity bully's violence. After affliction a horrendous beating, Black is going domestic to his both abusive relatives. As a punishment for battling in school, his mom straps a collection of gruesome horns to the pinnacle of his head. he's not sure of the place the horns got here from. they've got regularly been in the home. they usually comprise an influence not anyone may have anticipated. enable Andersen Prunty (ZEROSTRATA, MORNING IS useless, and THE BEARD) consultant you thru a occasionally hilarious, occasionally violent and terrifying coming-of-age Midwestern gothic novel.
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