By Anike Hage
Anya is a tender woman in 10th grade who has to regulate to her new institution. while she attempts to hitch many of the tuition activities groups, she's rejected... so she varieties her personal football workforce, whole with cool uniforms. And therefore starts off the 1st Gothic-Lolita football workforce!
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I should always listen to my gut. ” My favorite coach always used to say... Not always! indd 41 8/3/10 3:08:27 PM snif We’ll be right back! SN EA f! I’d better go join the others... K You got a problem with him? Well, I’m sure you have your reasons. But... I want him out of here! It doesn’t matter. You could say that. indd 42 8/3/10 3:08:27 PM What’s HE doing here? I told you I’d get five more players. PA T ! He’s one of ’em. indd 43 8/3/10 3:08:27 PM Sorry I’m late! I had to... What do you mean...?
Wait a minute. Come on... quit it! What? Why are you backing out now? You agreed to do this! Are you fed up too? indd 33 8/3/10 3:08:26 PM Hm... Well, sorry... but these uniforms?! Come on! I wouldn’t even wear this to bed! Hey! snif f He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Your uniforms are awesome! Have fun. indd 34 8/3/10 3:08:26 PM That’s it! I’m out! What?! You can’t leave now! You’ve got to be kidding me. It’s Friday! You can’t just up and leave a couple minutes before the big game! Please!
That’s so funny! Huh? indd 59 8/3/10 3:08:31 PM Don’t you get it? Where are you going with this? She could help our team. Help us?! Do you need our help? No! Sheesh. Sorry! Why do you always sneak up on people?! indd 60 8/3/10 3:08:32 PM Deli a ... 12 th gr ade... m em ber of the basketball tea m . And m ost im po rtant... she’s Marie’s best friend. Um, yeah! I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like her! That’s exactly my point! Delia is friends with almost everyone at this school. indd 61 8/3/10 3:08:32 PM We’ll be right back.