I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats - download pdf or read online

By Francesco Marciuliano

Cat enthusiasts will snicker out loud on the quirkiness in their pussycat pals with those insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. during this hilarious booklet of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the writer of the across the world syndicated cartoon Sally Forth is helping cats unencumber their artistic capability and clarify their ordinary habit to ignorant people. With titles like "Who Is That in your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel earlier than Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My top buddies Are Dogs," the poems accrued in I might Pee on This completely seize the internal workings of the cat psyche. With photographs of the cat authors all through, this whimsical quantity unearths kitties at their wackiest, and so much exasperating (but consistently lovable).

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Set aside, with or without lid. Wait three weeks.  . Until there is opportunity to send the wife and kids visiting on a quilting bee. Pass the word to Bud and Zeke and Hi. Move keg from barn to open pasture. Twist spigot and a clear, slightly reddish liquid appears. Sip slowly.  . Yippppeeee. Next morning, be not foolish and seek to corral the thundering wild horses outside the door. They are not yours. Page 53 Be not disappointed that sweet spring water will not wash away the swine bucket taste now residing in your mouth.

You must obey the law. You must tell your wives which one you want to keep for a wife. ' "Quanah said, 'No. '" Page 16 <><><><><><><><><><><><> Page 17 Politicians have always been a source ofand the target fora lot of Texas humor. During a 19th-century session of the Texas legislature, a Capital City newspaper reporter wrote that a Senator Blah and a Senator Blow engaged in a battle of wits on the Senate floor. C. (who later resigned amidst a bombardment of ethics charges), was introduced at the National Press Club by a political crony.

Next morning the whole town waited at the barber shop to see if John the shoe shine man showed up for work, at the doctor's office, or at the funeral parlor. He appeared at the usual time at the barber shop. " "Just right," John said with a satisfied smile. " the barber wanted to know. "Wellsir," John said, "if it had been any better, you wouldn't have given in to me. " <><><><><><><><><><><><> Speaking of Seymour, it was part of the first humor I remember as a child. Back then it was considered just a tad risqué.

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