Download e-book for iPad: Ifferisms: An Anthology of Aphorisms That Begin with the by Mardy Grothe

By Mardy Grothe

<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="COLOR: black">Perfect for linguaphiles and fanatics of costs, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Ifferisms </i>is a full of life compendium of wit, knowledge, and wordplay from Dr. Mardy Grothe, writer of <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">I by no means Metaphor I Didn’t Like, Viva los angeles Repartee, </i>and <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Oxymoronica. </i>A choice of aphorisms—pithy observations that converse a few form of fact concerning the human experience—<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Ifferisms </i>contains those who commence with “if.” From “If existence arms you lemons, make lemonade” to “If it ain’t broke, don’t repair it,” the sayings in <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Ifferisms </i>demonstrate how hypothetical considering is helping humans consider their lives.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></span>

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Police say three men tried to rob an Albuquerque man who had placed a newspaper ad to sell a gun. The robbers arranged a meeting, then beat and sprayed Mace on the gun seller in an attempt to steal the weapon. Surprise! The gun seller was ipso facto a gun owner. Eighteenyear-old Carlos intercepted a bullet and died before rescue crews arrived. One can understand the mistake of robbing a man who unexpectedly pulls out a gun and shoots—but if a robber singles out a victim because he is selling a gun, there’s no excuse for being surprised to discover he is armed.

Now submissions receive quicker treatment, and fewer good stories languish in the dusty recesses of an overflowing inbox. Moderator Review Each submission is reviewed by a team of volunteer moderators who decide whether it’s a potential Darwin Award, Honorable Mention, or Personal Account. Anywhere from two to five moderators rate each story before it’s moved from the moderation queue to the public Slush Pile. Submissions that don’t make the cut are usually repeats, bizarre or macabre stories, or illustrations of poetic justice, rather than examples of Darwinian self-selection.

Com and The Associated Press Dumb, Dumber, Darwin LAW ENFORCEMENT: CRIME DOES PAY 35 DARWIN AWARD: RISKY REENACTMENT Unconfirmed by Darwin 23 OCTOBER 1993, ILLINOIS A police officer trying to show another patrolman how their fellow officer accidentally killed himself, accidentally killed himself while reenacting the shooting incident a week later. 357 Magnum, shot himself in the stomach, and died in a car crash while driving himself to the hospital. Death comes to all men, but some just can’t wait.

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