New PDF release: Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary I: Words You Thought You

By Jeff Foxworthy

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M. A MILLION POINTS TO FLUFFINDOR for providing a really significant source of calm and comfort in my anxiety-prone life. Huggability: C HE IS A SWEET, ADORE HIM. indd 34 7/18/13 5:43 PM -THE GOOD- Sociability: B Java is very social with my boyfriend and me. ” Usefulness: A We adopted Java for our two-year-old black lab, Flynn, who has separation anxiety. It sounds odd, but they seem to really love each other’s company and are like each other’s own personal shadows. Java’s usefulness has been met!

Usefulness: F I would give Mindy a negative usefulness rating if I could. Her presence in the household is actually counterproductive. Huggability: B The cool thing about Mindy is that you can pretty much do whatever you want to her, including hugging. She is indifferent. indd 54 7/18/13 5:44 PM -THE GOOD- Usefulness: A Personal home bug catcher, Rocket has honed her talents to catching flies in midair. She’s saved the day from giant house centipedes multiple times. Huggability: A The biggest cuddlebug of any cat I’ve ever known, she bares her belly for lots of rubbin’ (and doesn’t attack you for doing so).

She also has the deepest, loudest, rumbliest purr ever. When she lies on your chest, the sound and vibration are very soothing and aid in digestion and sleep. Also, there’s the companion thing. grade: b! indd 49 A Our best cat. The best cat. Better than your cat. indd 50 7/18/13 5:44 PM -THE GOOD- Appearance: A I think he’s a beautiful boy, so I give him an A on that one. Just look at that picture of him sniffing flowers. Sociability: C I’d give him a C here because he’s not a real social cat. ” Normally, I get the snuggly type cats, but he is not at all snuggly.

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