Mark Twain, Steve Martin, Roy Blount Jr.'s Mark Twain's Library of Humor PDF

By Mark Twain, Steve Martin, Roy Blount Jr.

Starting with the piece that made Mark Twain famous--"The infamous leaping Frog of Calaveras County"--and finishing along with his fanciful "How I Edited an Agricultural Paper," this treasure trove of an anthology, an abridgment of the 1888 unique, collects twenty of Twain's personal items, as well as tall stories, fables, and satires by way of forty-three of Twain's contemporaries, together with Washington Irving, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Ambrose Bierce, William Dean Howells, Joel Chandler Harris, Artemus Ward, and Bret Harte.

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SIGN IN OFFICE The easiest way to make ends meet is to get off your own. Edith and husband Norbert had a knock-down drag-out battle over his inability to earn a better living. She told him that he hadn't been sufficiently explicit with the boss when he had asked for a raise. " Several days later Norbert came home from work, stood before his wife and calmly announced that the boss had just fired him. " asked Edith. "He said he thinks I have too many outside activities," explained Norbert. The fortunate businessman is one with a business so small be does not have to bribe government officials to Jet him alone.

The exec returned home late in the afternoon and found Scoey sprawled out under a tree watching another man doing the painting. " "But how can you do that? I'm paying you only $10. " "Yeah, I know that," said the handyman. " "Well, she's okay, but she gets awfully annoyed when she's late to work. " A business is too big when it takes a week for gossip to go from one end of the office to the other. 41 Treasury of Laughter The company president called in his office mana held out a letter. "Look at that!

I did the best I could," replied Carlisle. " said the boss. " An economist is a mao who knows more about money than the people who have it. 42 Corporate Cackles Malet and Tuttle, two broken-down elderly men, sat on a k bench near Daytona Beach. " .. "' BIG BUSINESS A polite fonn oflarceny, founded on the faith of the stockholders that they, too, will get theirs. A computer software office manager posted the following notice on the company bulletin board: To All Employees Because of increased competition and a keen desire to remain in business, we find it necessary to institute a new policy.

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