Download e-book for iPad: Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, Book 1) by Jesse Petersen

By Jesse Petersen

A heartwarming story of terror in the midst of the zombie apocalypse.

Meet Sarah and David.

Once upon a time they met and fell in love. yet now they're at the verge of divorce and going to couples' counseling. On a regimen journey to their counselor, they become aware of a couple of strange issues - the inability of automobiles at the road, the lacking protection shield, and the truth that their counselor, Dr. Kelly, is ripping out her prior client's throat.

Meet the Zombies.

Now, Sarah and David are battling for survival in the course of the zombie apocalypse. yet, simply because there are zombies, doesn't suggest your different difficulties depart. If the zombies don't devour their brains, they may simply kill one another.

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Teach him how to fish, and he will sit about in a boat and guzzle beer all day. (Anon) 55 If alcohol is a crutch, then whiskey is the wheelchair. (Anon) It is sweet to drink but bitter to pay for. (Irish) One drink is enough, two drinks are too many, three drinks are not enough. (Portuguese) The wine is sweet but the payment sour. (Irish) 56 The church is close but the road is icy; the bar is far but I’ll walk carefully. (Russian) The drunken man’s joy is usually the sober man’s regret. (Danish) P The drunken mouth lets slip the heart’s secrets.

Anon) 29 Sometimes you are the insect; sometimes you are the windscreen. (Anon) Strategy is better than strength. (Nigeria) Stretch your hands as far as they reach, and grab all you can grab. (Nigeria) The eyes believe what they see; the ears what people tell them. (German) 30 u Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel really is an oncoming train. (Anon) 31 ˇ Sometimes you’re the pigeon, sometimes you’re the statue. (Anon) 32 The journey of a thousand miles starts with a broken fan belt. (Anon) There’s an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.

Anon) 38 Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggie”, whilst looking for a bigger stick. (Anon) Doctors clean the body, ministers the conscience, and lawyers the purse. (German) He that loves the law will get his fill of it. (Scottish) 39 í A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and have you actually looking forward to the trip. (Anon) 40 It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law. (Chinese) It is better to exist unknown to the law and lawyers. (Irish) Lawyers and painters can soon change black to white.

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