By Brian Lynch
The once-quiet city of Transylvania, Kentucky is below assault from Cadillacula, an evil vampire-car that sucks the fuel out of different automobiles! The extra sufferers he claims, the extra robust he will get. Genius mechanic Vic Frankenstein has an answer: construct a monster to struggle a monster. Vic and his android assistant iGOR (interactive storage Operations robotic) gather a huge truck from the items of the town's fallen automobiles. Frankenride is born and the conflict among solid and evil hits the line!
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Dorine Oh, you’re so pious, but you still lose your temper? Orgon Yes, I do. Listening to this stupidity makes me feel sick. I insist that you hold your tongue. Dorine Very well. But even if I don’t speak, I’m thinking. Orgon Think if you must, but keep it to yourself, or . . That’s enough. ] As a wise man, I have thought soberly about everything. Dorine I’m furious that I’m not allowed to speak.
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Does my comedy present anything new? Who could believe that such widely detested behavior would influence anyone; that I make it more dangerous by presenting it on the stage, that it would receive some validity because it is presented by a scoundrel? That does not seem possible, and the comedy of Tartuffe should be approved or all comedies banned. This is the argument that rages so furiously nowadays; never has there been so much agitation against the theater. I do not deny that some Fathers of the Church have condemned comedy, but one cannot also deny that some have discussed it more leniently.