Download PDF by Carl Hiaasen: Nature Girl

By Carl Hiaasen

From "the funniest vital author in America" (Miami usher in) comes a story that's gleefully zany and incisively sharp and now to be had in exchange paperback for the 1st time.

Old enthusiasts and beginners alike should still appreciate Hiaasen's eleventh novel (after 2004's thin Dip), one other hilarious Florida romp. The enticing and various screwball forged contains Boyd Shreave, a semicompetent telemarketer; Shreave's mistress and co-worker, Eugenie Fonda; Honey Santana, a mercurial gadfly who finally ends up at the different finish of 1 of Shreave's pitches for Florida genuine property; and Sammy Tigertail, part Seminole, who at novel's commence needs to work out what to do with the physique of a vacationer who dies of a center assault on Sammy's airboat after being struck by way of a innocuous water snake. while Santana chefs up an difficult scheme to punish Shreave for nasty reviews he made in the course of his solicitation name, she finally ends up regarding her 12-year-old son, Fry, and her ex-husband in a frantic chase that enmeshes Tigertail and the younger co-ed Sammy by accident has taken hostage. whereas the absurd plot could be below compelling, Hiaasen's funny touches and his all-too-human characters hold the booklet to its pleasant shut.

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